A blind man and his guide dog walk into a bar. The blind man smacks the dog on the head and yells "Ouch! Watch where you're leading me, you idiot!"

Sanaldo_de_Mirdo wrote:

Here is one that I think I might have made up on my own, but if any of you have heard it or something close enough to it that I could have gotten it from an outside source, please let me know. I am considering, if I find that it is my own joke, selling it to someone like Larry the Cable Guy. "Well, all ma friends keep-a tellin' me I shud git me one o' them fancy hy-brid cars. I tell ya whut, I already done been driving a hybrid fer years. A hybrid pickup truck. Ya know, it's one o' them kin' whut ya drive 'bout half the time, and the rest o' the time, ya push it!"

Sorry, but you described the Austrialian definition of Hybrid, as seen in one of the beer commercials.

I however often wondered about calling cars Hybrids, as I always considered the word to men children born after spending time with your girl in the mountains. It thus seems to me that to call the car a Hybrid they need to assure the altitude of the factory.